Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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