Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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