okay pat passed out under dana's car
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
