My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
