I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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