i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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