There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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