Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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