I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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