No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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