My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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