at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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