he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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