I never want to see another naked old woman again.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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