But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
you will always have a special place in my vag
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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