it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Come back. Shots need mouths.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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