my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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