But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Let's paint friendship bongs
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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