If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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