Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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