susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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