My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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