I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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