I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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