If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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