Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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