I CAN MOONWALK!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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