so that wasnt chicken after all
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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