The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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