You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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