Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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