i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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