belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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