Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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