nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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