Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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