Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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