i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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