Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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