Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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