you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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