I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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