I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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