Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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