So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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