READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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