Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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