i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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