so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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