Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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