I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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