season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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