if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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