Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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