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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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