If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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