over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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