She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she pinky promised me she was 18
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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