Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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