Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
